Got a small penis, loser?
You know that you’ve got a Dinky Dick and everyone knows that a small penis can’t satisfy a real woman!
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Got a small penis, wanker?! A little stunted cock that just won’t impress the ladies and is in danger even of rejection from your hand?! What you need is to be verbally humiliated as the loser that you are by strong, sexy ladies!!
Just let our ladies mock you, rip the piss out of your tiny little PENIS -of course there’s nothing more than you tossas like than some humiliating Sex Chat!? Of course some of you think that your little cocktail sausages are quite adequate for the job in hand -goes to prove what deluded dick heads you are!
No doubt about it, the most pathetic subs of all are those with the most pathetic, tiniest winkles 😉 All you under-endowed boys with little dicks had better get your humiliation fix with our sassy bitches toute-de-suite!
No woman will ever be satisfied by THAT puny penis you small cocked loser -hang your head in shame at that excuse for a cock! Just take a look at that little needle dick and ask yourself if that ridiculous stunted cock will ever attract anything more than derision from the ladies!
When a woman has to get a measuring tape out as she cannot believe HOW SMALL your COCK is, you know that you’ve got a problem! However it might not be the end of the world for you as many intelligent sexy women LOVE TAKING THE PISS out of tiny todgers like yours!
Little Cock, Small Penis? Call for really humiliating phone chat NOW!!
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When the little dicks come out to play the ladies will get their magnifying glasses at the ready!!
It all depends on what one calls SMALL -some losers think that small starts around three and a half inches whilst everyone else knows that it starts at Six inches! As usual all the tiny willies try to make out that they aren’t really that puny in the penis department
Frankly we’d tend to agree with a lot of Mistresses that the smallest of cocks deserve only one thing, and that’s being locked into chastity! That way at least they aren’t going to be creating disappointment with and ladies unlucky enough to want to unzip them.
Let’s be honest no woman is going to want to be exposed to a small penis when she is wanting something much more Alpha male!!
It’s true, size does matter and all you have is a small penis you loser!
And yet, despite all the common sense that big equals better where cock size is concerned we have thousands of you wanting to disagree! It’s the reverse of an anorexic thinking she’s skinny when she’s quite normal! You lot think your tiny dicks are normal, even on the large side when in reality they are needle dicks!
But to get to the crux of matters, you pathetic little cocks do have one thing in your favour!! You provide the humour for all of our phone sex ladies who love to rip the piss from your tiny dicks!
You’ll no doubt have been asked by ladies how big your cock is when it gets hard? Only to have to mumble under your breath that it doesn’t get ANY bigger!
At the end of the day small willies get no attention from sexy women, end of! Which is of course, the reason that losers like you call our small penis humiliation chat service! Harsh humiliation from sexy women to make even you wankas blush!
Pick the phone up and get thoroughly humiliated!
Calls cost 46p per minute plus your phone company’s access charge
Too shy to talk to a sexy woman about your tiny tool?? We can understand that talking live over the phone might be a bar set too high for you lot!
Ultimately you want to get that tiny tool spunking and there’s nothing better than our TINY text chat service! Show your little dick off to our ladies and prepare to be mocked mercilessly!
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